Description
A humorous go-to guide for making all sex positions as easy and effortless as possible so you can get more bang for your f*ck.
Featuring fifty positions, as well as hilarious and helpful tips and tricks for staying lazy while doing it, Sex for Lazy People has it all—whether you’ve had a busy day, have just eaten a big meal, or just generally hate moving.
Sex for Lazy People features:
- 50 unique and easy-to-execute positions
- Playful illustrations paired with witty descriptions
- Tips for conserving energy and staying comfortable during sex
- Advice tailored to real-life scenarios like Sunday scaries, food babies, and sheer exhaustion
- Lighthearted tone that makes it giftable and approachable
- Spiral-bound design for easy page flipping mid-sesh
Size and material:
- Dimensions: 7.5 x 9.25 inches
- Page count: 112 pages
- Binding: Spiral-bound softcover
- Paper: Matte, high-quality paper stock for durability
🔥 Pleasure Scale™ Rating
This Toy: 🧪 Curiosity Satisfied
Fun to try, might not be your forever fave. Great for experimentation or first-timers dipping their toes in.
Who is this sex accessory for?
Sex for Lazy People is ideal for:
- Low-effort lovers who want max pleasure with minimal movement.
- Busy couples looking to reconnect without a full sweat session.
- Introverts and homebodies exploring sex in a fun, pressure-free way.
- Anyone with physical fatigue or joint limitations who still wants to enjoy partnered intimacy.
How to use the Sex for Lazy People?
- Flip open to any page and find a position that sparks your interest (or requires the least effort).
- Read the description aloud with your partner—it doubles as foreplay thanks to the humor.
- Set the scene with pillows, blankets, or furniture for extra support and ease.
- Position yourselves as illustrated; adjust as needed based on your body types and energy levels.
- Keep things playful—there’s no pressure to get it perfect. It’s about lazy fun, after all!
Great positions to try:
- The Face-Off: Sit face-to-face on the couch with legs around each other—no one has to move much.
- The Side Squeeze: Lie on your sides facing each other—intimacy without needing to sit up.
- The Plop: One partner lies back, the other gently lowers down—gravity does most of the work here.
How to clean and care for the Sex for Lazy People?
- Cleaning: Gently wipe the cover and pages with a dry cloth to remove any dust or smudges. Avoid moisture.
- Materials: Made of printed paper stock; keep away from water, lube, or bodily fluids.
- Storage: Store in a drawer or on a bookshelf away from direct sunlight and any messy situations.
- Handling: Turn pages gently due to the spiral binding; don’t overstretch the book flat.
Sex accessory practical use info:
- Non-intimidating: Great icebreaker for couples new to sex toys or kink gear.
- Creative spark: Encourages spontaneous, exploratory intimacy without extensive planning.
- Hands-free guide: Spiral-bound layout means no awkward holding while trying to stay in position.
Additional information:
- Inclusive language and visuals: Many positions are adaptable regardless of gender or body type.
- A fantastic gag gift: Works well for bachelorettes, anniversaries, or lazy lovers in your friend group.
- No batteries required: The only accessory here is your sense of humor and maybe a pillow.
Special considerations when using Sex for Lazy People:
- Mobility considerations: Many positions are gentle on joints and low-impact—ideal for folks with physical limitations.
- Reading in low light: Keep a soft bedside light on to avoid squinting at pages in the dark.
- Space awareness: Some positions work best with supportive furniture like beds or couches with ample room.
- Clothing compatibility: Keep things simple—no tight outfits that make spontaneous action harder than it needs to be.
